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Les Dawson has 48 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She…
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The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
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I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
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He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
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I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
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I know my name will always be linked with women.
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I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that,…
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If I exorcise my devils, all my angels may go, too.
— Tom Waits
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**Did you realize how much a kiss says, Philip???** Oh My Angel I doooo....A KISS is the beginning of, middle to, and…
— Philip Sidney
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Since my illness, I've felt the presence of my angels.
— Fran Drescher
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If my devils are to leave me, I'm afraid my angels will take flight as well.
— Rainer Maria Rilke
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The greatest lessons I have every learned were at my mother's knees... All that I am, or hope to be, I owe…
— Abraham Lincoln
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Kill off all my demons and my angels might die too.
— Tennessee Williams
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Don't take my devils away, because my angels may flee too.
— Rainer Maria Rilke
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You are my angel and my damnation; in your presence I reach divine ecstasy and in your absence I descent to hell.
— Isabel Allende
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Mind you, I've always been musical... Mother used to sit me on her knee and I'd whisper, 'Mummy, Mummy, sing me a…
— Les Dawson
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All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.
— Abraham Lincoln
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I'm trying to shut up and let my angels speak to me and tell me what I'm supposed to do.
— Patrick Swayze
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If I got rid of my demons, I’d lose my angels.
— Tennessee Williams
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