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Karl Pilkington has 177 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Why didn't evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder?
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Well...like, when you're born, you're a little baby, you're wrinkly and stuff, when you get older you sort of morph into a…
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The Elephant Man would never have gotten up and gone, ‘Oh, God. Look at me hair today.’
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Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
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If an animal is named after what it eats, how interesting is it?
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The Web is the new book though, innit?
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Well I'm trying to think what I put in... I think I put in 'why?' to see if I'd confuse the computer.
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That's the problem with them fables, they're putting animals together that wouldn't meet. I don't know where a scorpion is knockin' around…
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By 78 you've done everything you're going to do. If you haven't bungee-jumped by the time you're 78 you're not going to…
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We came from the sea originally, now we're going back in it. Don't go in it, unless you're in a boat.
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How would I know which one I was?
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Does the brain control you or are you controlling the brain? I don't know if I'm in charge of mine.
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Popular Mimes quotes from across the collection:
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I have known heaven, and now I am in hell, and there are mimes.
— Nick Harkaway
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Mimes were invented to give magicians someone to look down on
— Jamy Ian Swiss
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Following directly behind the bier were the servants who would, in earlier times, have been slaughtered at the graveside, along with a…
— Catharine Arnold
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I don’t understand why people take pictures of mimes. Everyone looks like a mime in a picture.
— Karl Pilkington
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When I see professional clowns, mimes, or people who makes ballon animals, I think of their relatives and how disappointed they must…
— Jimmy Fallon
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It's interesting - a lot of good actors are good mimes. But I'm terrible. If I tried to do an impression, nobody…
— Christopher Walken
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The odd thing in this world is that an eager-beaver type, with no original ideas, who mimes those in authority above him…
— Philip K. Dick
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Don't move," said Sprockett."Mimes don't generally attack unless they are threatened.
— Jasper Fforde
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If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?
— Steven Wright
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You know, these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes. -Butt-head watching a KISS music video
— Beavis And Butthead
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