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• I used to drink, I did. I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I'd get pulled over by the…
• Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I'll prove it to you. You're at a ball game or a concert, and someone's…
• You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That's like going up to Jackie Onassis with a…
• Music is a great energizer. It's a language everybody knows.
• How do I know the Bible isn't the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be…
• That's why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you've learned is in fact just learned…
• To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
• BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You're not a human being until you're in my phone book.
• Don't worry, don't be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
• Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
• What does an atheist scream when they come?
• We'll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!

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