Men Surrender Quotes by Chris Rock

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Chris Rock has 165 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

• Men do not settle down. Men surrender.
• You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.
• The thing I try to get across to the writers - and I do a lot of writing, too - is that…
• You could be married and bored or single and lonely. Ain't no happiness nowhere.
• Gas is getting so expensive I'm gonna ride a mexican to work.
• Men lie the most. Men lie all the time.
• I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.
• I can't cook, but I have a nice book of menus... and I can plate and set the table.

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