Best Masturbate Sayings
- Always masturbate, because there's homeless kids in Africa with no arms who can't. — Nikhil Saluja
- I masturbate to a microwave timer just for the excitement of a buzzer beater. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you can't sit in a public transport and masturbate then we can't be friends. — Nikhil Saluja
- If your house is haunted think about how much time the ghosts have spent watching you masturbate. — Nikhil Saluja
- At a point in my life where I want to masturbate to a friend's Facebook photos but I keep getting distracted by how nice her… — Nikhil Saluja
- Choosing not to masturbate is like owning a playground but never playing on it. — Nikhil Saluja
- Youre probably doing something wrong if you have to give a press conference every time you masturbate. — Nikhil Saluja
- Masturbate with sandpaper! — Jugi Steady