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- Be strong, believe in freedom and in God, love yourself, understand your sexuality, have a sense of humor, masturbate, don't judge people… — Madonna Ciccone
- If God had intended us not to masturbate, He would have made our arms shorter. — George Carlin
- Every time I talk to a fancy journalist and they ask what I do in my free time my scumbag brain goes… — Anna Kendrick
- The Bible says that lust in your heart is committing adultery. So you can't masturbate without lust. — Christine O'Donnell
- Wrap the turkey up in aluminum foil, my brother like to masturbate with baby oil. — Adam Sandler
- There was a time in our very recent history when it was “interesting†to be a Star Wars fan. It was sort… — Chuck Klosterman
- If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as it is to masturbate. — Diogenes
- Youre probably doing something wrong if you have to give a press conference every time you masturbate. — Nikhil Saluja