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Marriage Quotes by Henny Youngman
- The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.
- Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little…
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner,…
- She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.
- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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