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Make Quotes by Rodney Dangerfield
- Last time I tried to make love to my wife nothing happened, so I said to her, 'What's the matter, you can't think of anybody…
- If you could learn to make love, I could fire the chauffer.
- One night I came home. I figured, let my wife come on. I'll play it cool. Let her make the first move. She went to…
- Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'
- I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.
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