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- I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.
- Compared to Clinton, I feel like a loser. I can't even get the intern to make me coffee!
- I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the…
- I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to make sure everything's…
- We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since this…
- Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it out…
- New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people around whom you shouldn't make a sudden move.
- When you think about flying, it's nuts really. Here you are at about 40,000 feet, screaming along at 700 miles an hour and you're sitting…
- USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
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