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• I wasn't funny as a kid. I remember enjoying comedians, but I never understood it was a job choice or a profession.
• For me, comedy is a day-to-day report on the human condition. It's what's happening right now. I get maybe 20 minutes of…
• When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.
• I'd much rather see Richard Pryor or Jackie Mason in a theater than in a club.
• I've thought for the last decade or so, the only actual place raw truth was seeping through in newspapers was on the…
• Now that the Court has declared money to be speech, I say we replace the current Court with some Ben Franklins, Thomas…
• When I was growing up in comedy, there were maybe 10 comics in the whole country. Everyone had a day job. You…
• Why isn't the movie industry forced to open its shooting locations to an organization that is there to advocate for animal actors?…

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