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Life Quotes by Darynda Jones
- Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker
- A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun while it lasted.
- Ambulances were cool. “You just want to fondle my extraneous body parts,” I said to the EMT as I picked up a silver gadget that…
- For the first time in my life, I was in a shoot-out. A real, honest-to-goodness shoot-out with a bad guy. And, apparently, we both sucked.
- If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
- I was never really certain why he scared the bejesus out of me. Nothing scared me growing up. I’ve been playing with dead people since…
- Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly about chocolate. T-Shirt
- A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER
- When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker
- My goal in life is to have a psychiatric disorder named after me.
More Life Quotes
- Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of defining it. — Hannah Arendt
- Culture relates to objects and is a phenomenon of the world; entertainment relates to people and is a phenomenon of life. — Hannah Arendt
- We have almost succeeded in leveling all human activities to the common denominator of securing the necessities of life and providing for… — Hannah Arendt
- I do think the heart can balance out the mind, if your heart is in a good place it can give you… — Alexis Arguello
- I find that it's hard to fully examine one's life and not have faith be part of the discussion. — J. J. Abrams
- Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life. — Aristophanes
- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- Friendship is a single soul dwelling in two bodies. — Aristotle
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those who educate children well are more to be honored than they who produce them; for these only gave them life, those… — Aristotle
- Happiness depends upon ourselves. — Aristotle
- I count him braver who overcomes his desires than him who conquers his enemies; for the hardest victory is over self. — Aristotle