"Life is not about finding yourself. It's mostly……" — Darynda Jones

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248 Quotes by Darynda Jones

Darynda Jones has 248 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The point is, stories can be all lengths. Never underestimate the power of “less is more.
Writing is transcendental. It is a form of expression, a form of art that you can take anywhere. That you…
Try writing an entire story with only a thousand words at your disposal. It’s a terrific lesson in economy and…
I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.
My fore-parts, as you so ineloquently put it, have names.” I pointed to my right breast. “This is Danger.” Then…
I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.
I pointed in the general vicinity of my left ovary, "This is Beam Me Up." Then to my right. "And…
Oh, and she told me that men want only one thing. And on that note, I must give praise and…
Maybe I needed sensitivity training. I once signed up for an anger management class, but the instructor pissed me off.
If I couldn't be a good example, I'd just have to be a horrible warning.
Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker
I have three words for you," EMT Guy said. "Possible internal bleeding." I turned back to him. "Don't you think…

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More Chocolate Quotes

This quote is filed under Chocolate Quotes, one of 741 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for… — Gina Barreca
I owe it all to little chocolate donuts. — John Belushi
It's not a struggle to be on a diet. You feel lighter, and your spirit is lighter, too. But I… — Juliette Binoche
Scoops of mint ice cream with chips of chocolate cows. — Jim Bishop
I eat a lot of chocolate. — Manolo Blahnik
My husband is such a healthy eater. Except when it comes to sweets. He never consumes anything except fruit until… — Sara Blakely
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. — Jo Brand
I can't walk by chocolate without eating it. — Malin Akerman
The stubby French painter Toulouse-Lautrec supposedly invented chocolate mousse - I find that rather hard to believe, but there you… — Alton Brown
The chocolate and crisps come in at times. You have to allow the little things that make you happy. I'm… — Naomi Campbell
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. — Truman Capote
I was sort of traumatized by girls in the third grade. Because there was a girl in my third grade… — Steve Carell

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