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- Guns aren't just a tool of last resort. They're awesome. That's why people stroke them. And name them, and take pictures with them. You guys…
- New Jersey Mayor Corey Booker last night personally rescued a woman from a burning building. Or as Fox News reported it, 'black man loots house,…
- Over the last 30 odd years, Democrats have moved to the right and the right has moved into the mental hospital. So what we have…
- Based on every statement I’ve heard out of any Republican in the last two years, the Israelis are controlling our government.
- I was watching Ashlee Simpson on Jay's show last night... She was really singing, and I was saying, 'Bring back the lip synch.' ...And it…
- Down in Texas, Rick Perry announced he will not run for reelection. He said 'I executed one last woman, that fertilizer plant exploded, I returned…
- New Rule: Someone must x-ray my stomach to see if the Peeps I ate on Easter are still in there, intact and completely undigested. And…
- At some point in the last 20 years, the left moved to the center, and the right moved into a mental institution.
- Last week, I suggested the candidates take up mushrooms. I'll be damned if Rick Perry didn't take me up on that.
- The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
- New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're…
More Lasts Quotes
- Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life as though it were thy last. — Aristotle
- Fight to the last gasp. — William Shakespeare
- Government has come to be a trade, and is managed solely on commercial principles. A man plunges into politics to make his… — Ralph Waldo Emerson
- The defiance of established authority, religious and secular, social and political, as a world-wide phenomenon may well one day be accounted the… — Hannah Arendt
- Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside… — Lance Armstrong
- No government can be maintained without the principle of fear as well as duty. Good men will obey the last, but bad… — Thomas Jefferson
- The law is the last result of human wisdom acting upon human experience for the benefit of the public. — Samuel Johnson
- When I was doing Bean more than I've done him in the last few years, I did strange things - like appearing… — Rowan Atkinson