Kid Quotes
4178 Kid quotes by 2778 unique authors
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I'm still a, you know, a silly girl... a big kid.
— Coco Lee
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This little kid pointed at me and said, 'You look disgusting!' That was the first time I thought maybe I did. I decided I'd better…
— Susan Dey
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I think we carry around the idea of being a Kid in the Hall as part of our identity. It's a big part of how…
— Dave Foley
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I hate Calvin and Hobbes. I think its a big re-hash of formula kid strips.
— Bill Griffith
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It was a great experience for a kid, because it was a bunch of kids playing on pirate ships and water slides, so looking back…
— Corey Feldman
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There have been times I almost got a persecution complex. I felt like people wouldn't let me grow up. They always saw me as a…
— Ricky Schroder
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When I was a kid, I'd kneel down at the side of my bed every night before I went to sleep, and my mother and…
— Olympia Dukakis
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Statistics show that many people watch our show from the bedroom. and people you ask into your bedroom have to be more interesting than those…
— Jack Paar
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I'm a working-class kid from a blue-collar New England family.
— R A Salvatore
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I enjoyed doing Lipstick, but it scared me. I was very nervous. I couldn't wait for it to be over. It was very real, and…
— Mariel Hemingway
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If your kid makes one of those little homemade guitars out of a cigar box and rubber bands, don't let him just play it once…
— Jack Handey
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Instead of putting a quarter under a kid's pillow, how about a pinecone? That way, he learns that "wishing" isn't going to save out national…
— Jack Handey
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It's not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume…
— Jack Handey
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Too bad when I was a kid there wasn't a guy in our class that everybody called the "Cricket Boy", because I would have liked…
— Jack Handey
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Manners are manners. Jimmy Connors and Ilie Nastase have no respect. I don't want my kid seeing Nastase play. The demeanor you show on the…
— Rod Laver
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Whatever you do kid, always serve it with a little dressing.
— George M. Cohan
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The old philosophy was that parents, especially mothers, caused their kids to become schizophrenic. Now we see that when a kid is this crazy, he'll…
— Unknown Author
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One day I saw a big kid beating up a little kid. I went over to the little kid and gave him a swift kick.…
— Jack Handey
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There's a lot to do when you're a kid - spiders to catch, girls to poke in the eye - stuff to be getting on…
— Alan Davies
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I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.
— Randal Kleiser
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As a kid, chess was the first thing I studied in a structured way that helped me gain the discipline to study medicine and become…
— Mark Spitz
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I had always dared to dream large, but even this black kid~ez_rsquo~s imagination could not have come close to inventing the storybook success that I…
— Kevin Clash
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When I was a kid a growing up in Ontario, Canada, Lake Erie was so polluted, I never thought it would ever, EVER be turned…
— Rick Danko
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If ever there was a holiday that deserves to be commercialized, it's Halloween. We haven't taken it away from kids. We've just expanded it so…
— Cassandra Peterson
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Everything runs its course. We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life. My kid was getting older, and we were running…
— Howie Mandel
Who Wrote These Kid Quotes
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