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Joke Quotes by Tina Fey
- I was taken to an examining room where a big butch nurse practitioner came in and asked me if I was pregnant. “No way!” Was…
- It's a great lesson about not being too precious about your writing. You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your…
- You have to try your hardest to be at the top of your game and improve every joke you can until the last possible second,…
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- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times. — Lance Armstrong
- As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic. — Michelle Bachelet
- I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to think of… — Roseanne Barr
- Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it… — James M. Barrie
- In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke. — Lynda Barry
- Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke. — Ambrose Bierce
- The joke of our time is the suicide of intention. — Theodor Adorno
- I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not. — Lewis Black
- People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down to see… — Linda Blair
- I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely
- These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the reason why… — Michael Bloomberg