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• God knows life sucks. It's right there in the Bible. The book of Job is all about Job asking God to take…
• Selling pot allowed me to get through college and make enough money to start off in comedy.
• The NRA made an ad saying that Obama is elitist because his kids have armed guards. Yeah, that crazy Obama thinking his…
• If the NRA keeps messing with the President's daughters, they're going to have to start worrying about Michelle Obama's guns.
• That's what American democracy has come down to at these town hall meetings: old people and gun nuts, which is a terrible…
• Hillary Clinton and Nancy Reagan have a lot in common - they're both smarter than their husbands and both consulted the stars…
• A lot of people have warned President Clinton that Bosnia will turn into another Vietnam, which would be embarrassing for him because…
• Jesus, as a philosopher is wonderful. There's no greater role model, in my view, than Jesus Christ. It's just a shame that…

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