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I think that London is very much like that. I find there's humour in the air and people are interesting. And I think that it's… — Colin Firth
To run this business ... you need ... optimism, humanism, enthusiasm, intuition, curiosity, love, humour, magic and fun, and that secret ingredient-euph oria. — Anita Roddick
As Aboriginal people we have always retained our resilience, our humour and our cultural integrity - we will always retain our dreams and a vision… — Ken Wyatt
Sometimes strident, often tender, never afraid and seldom without humour, Desmond Tutu's voice will always be the voice of the voiceless. — Nelson Mandela
A sense of humour is a sense of proportion. — Khalil Gibran
Faeries are not fantasy, but a connection to reality. Faeries are irrational, poetic, absurd, and very, very wise. Faeries say there is nonsense in dogma,… — Brian Froud
Humour ended up being a really useful skill when it came time to be an international television celebrity. — Carson Kressley
I spent more time in America, but I developed a very English sense of humour. I clicked into it deeply with Peter Sellers, who is… — Christopher Guest
My humour and my work ethic definitely come from my Scottish side, and I have to say the sense of humour doesn't really translate when… — John Barrowman
The one thing that makes 'Torchwood' work so brilliantly and makes it a little bit above the rest of all other sci-fi dramas out there… — John Barrowman
So I wrote what I hoped would be science fiction, I was not at all sure if what I wrote would be acceptable even. But… — Robert Sheckley
We had to do the same thing here. To top that sequel was quite a task. Mike had a couple of good conceptual humour and… — Jay Roach
What I find interesting is how close you can run the laughter along the seam of seriousness, and occasionally cross it, so that half the… — Alan Ayckbourn
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Ade Edmondson
We are not evil. We don't harm or seduce people. We are not dangerous. We are ordinary people like you. We have families, jobs, hopes,… — Margot Adler
In terms of love, you're not in control and I hate that feeling. I seem to write a lot of sad songs because I'm a… — Freddie Mercury
My face hasn't matured as I've grown up, and neither has my sense of humour. In the mirror, I see an older version of myself… — Jasmine Guinness
I'm a diplomat by nature. I help find the middle ground. I crack a joke and use humour to help resolve potentially vicious situations quickly.… — Ronnie Wood
Now that their long war was over, they could get on with the proper concern of all civilised nations, which is to prepare for the… — Terry Pratchett
What about snipers?" I once asked someone. He said, "Oh, most of the snipers have automatic weapon. They arent very accurate. — P.J. O'Rourke
Lincoln would be just like me. He wouldn't know what the hell to do. — George W. Norris
And that is how we intend to destroy the enemy!" The superior shakes his head wearily. "Young man, the Soviets are our adversary. The Navy… — David Frum
We need a war every 10 years, so we can stay match fit in case the Germans try again. — Al Murray
I think deep down, this planet yearns for the days of the British Empire again. They long once more to be treated that badly, that… — John Oliver

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