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Humour Quotes by Dwight D. Eisenhower
- You can decide to invade Russia at dinner, pick Waterloo for battle on a whim. It's the details, the small stuff. Its easy to gamble…
- I also ache at that thought your majesty... But if they do not offer the sacrifice in blood now, we will all pay dearly with…
- You realise Group Captain that this might be the most important weather forecast in history?
- One minute I'm exactly what Churchill described me the most powerful man in history. Now the Order's given, hell; I'm just audience front row center…
- Of course Overlord did not fail. How could it? With some many fine young men and women from all corners of the earth all determined…
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