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• That which has not a real excellency and value in it self, entertains no longer than the giddy Humour which… — Mary Astell
• Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
• The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me.… — Drew Barrymore
• If someone had told me years ago that sharing a sense of humour was so vital to partnerships, I could… — Kate Beckinsale
• Among all kinds of Writing, there is none in which Authors are more apt to miscarry than in Works of… — Joseph Addison
• Edible, adj.: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake,… — Ambrose Bierce
• I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount… — Jo Brand
• The real problem you get with humour is that you only have so many kinds of jokes within you, and… — Bill Bryson
• Some say that Cusk has no sense of humour, but expecting giggles from this writer would be akin to expecting… — Julie Burchill
• Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. — Samuel Butler
• My wife is way funnier than I am. As much as I don't really feel I share a sense of… — Steve Carell
• I don't know, maybe Australian humour isn't supposed to be funny. It's as dry as the Sahara, and I think… — Nick Cave

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