Lavatory Quotes
20 quotes by 19 authors
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When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.
— A. C. Benson
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In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture.
— Nancy Banks-Smith
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Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms.
— Elizabeth Hurley
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Look at the blogosphere - the biggest lavatory wall in the universe, a palimpsest of graffiti and execration.
— A.C. Grayling
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It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.
— Tom Baker
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
— Alan Bennett
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The ultimate aim of psychoanalysis is to attribute art to mental weakness, and then to trace the weakness back to the point where, according to…
— Karl Kraus
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I was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that - mostly that, and…
— Les Dawson
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The main aim of education should be to send children out into the world with a reasonably sized anthology in their heads so that, while…
— John Mortimer
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But the plans were on display…†“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.†“That’s the display department.†“With…
— Douglas Adams
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The books in Mo and Meggie's house were stacked under tables, on chairs, in the corners of the rooms. There where books in the kitchen…
— Cornelia Funke
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This won't look so good in my obituary," Schaffer said dolefully. There was a perceptible edge of strain under the lightly-spoken words."Gave his life for…
— Alistair Maclean
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can…
— Dylan Thomas
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The educated man pictures a horde of submen, wanting only a day's liberty to loot his house, burn his books, and set him to work…
— George Orwell
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The short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a good tree and…
— Terry Pratchett
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Arguing with a dead man in a lavatory is a claustrophobic experience.
— Ian Mcewan
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There is only one way of surviving all the early heartbreaks in this business. You must have a sense of humor. And I think it…
— Al Pacino
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In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When…
— Joanna Lumley
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Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory.
— Stephen Fry
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In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space…
— Les Dawson
Who Wrote These Lavatory Quotes
19 authors contributed a total of 20 Lavatory Quotes as follows: