Lavatory Quotes

20 quotes by 19 authors

When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. — A. C. Benson
In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture. — Nancy Banks-Smith
Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms. — Elizabeth Hurley
Look at the blogosphere - the biggest lavatory wall in the universe, a palimpsest of graffiti and execration. — A.C. Grayling
It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory. — Tom Baker
Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett
The ultimate aim of psychoanalysis is to attribute art to mental weakness, and then to trace the weakness back to the point where, according to… — Karl Kraus
I was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that - mostly that, and… — Les Dawson
The main aim of education should be to send children out into the world with a reasonably sized anthology in their heads so that, while… — John Mortimer
But the plans were on displayâ€¦â€ â€œOn display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.â€ â€œThatâ€™s the display department.â€ â€œWith… — Douglas Adams
The books in Mo and Meggie's house were stacked under tables, on chairs, in the corners of the rooms. There where books in the kitchen… — Cornelia Funke
This won't look so good in my obituary," Schaffer said dolefully. There was a perceptible edge of strain under the lightly-spoken words."Gave his life for… — Alistair Maclean
I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can… — Dylan Thomas
The educated man pictures a horde of submen, wanting only a day's liberty to loot his house, burn his books, and set him to work… — George Orwell
The short conversation that follows eventually led to a tree religion. Its tenet of faith was this: a tree that was a good tree and… — Terry Pratchett
Arguing with a dead man in a lavatory is a claustrophobic experience. — Ian Mcewan
There is only one way of surviving all the early heartbreaks in this business. You must have a sense of humor. And I think it… — Al Pacino
In petrol stations on the motorways where people have left the place looking messy, I clear up each lavatory I happen to have occupied. When… — Joanna Lumley
Weve all met people who are supposedly incredibly intelligent but dont know which way to sit on a lavatory. — Stephen Fry
In awe I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebon void of infinite space… — Les Dawson

Who Wrote These Lavatory Quotes

19 authors contributed a total of 20 Lavatory Quotes as follows: