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- When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory. — A. C. Benson
- In my experience, if you have to keep the lavatory door shut by extending your left leg, it's modern architecture. — Nancy Banks-Smith
- Being English, I always laugh at anything to do with the lavatory or bottoms. — Elizabeth Hurley
- Look at the blogosphere - the biggest lavatory wall in the universe, a palimpsest of graffiti and execration. — A.C. Grayling
- It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory. — Tom Baker
- Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall. — Alan Bennett
- The ultimate aim of psychoanalysis is to attribute art to mental weakness, and then to trace the weakness back to the point… — Karl Kraus
- I was sat at the bottom of the garden a week ago, smoking a reflective cheroot, thinking about this and that -… — Les Dawson
- The main aim of education should be to send children out into the world with a reasonably sized anthology in their heads… — John Mortimer
- But the plans were on display…” “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.” “That’s the… — Douglas Adams
- The books in Mo and Meggie's house were stacked under tables, on chairs, in the corners of the rooms. There where books… — Cornelia Funke
- This won't look so good in my obituary," Schaffer said dolefully. There was a perceptible edge of strain under the lightly-spoken words."Gave… — Alistair Maclean