Best Humour Quotes
554 Humour quotes by 412 unique authors
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If the juices of the body were more chymically examined, especially by a naturalist, that knows the ways of making fixed bodies volatile, and volatile…
— Robert Boyle
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An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued.
— Irvin S. Cobb
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A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him.
— Nicolas Boileau-Despreaux
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Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'.
— Kevin Myers
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There are still to be found , or designing men, who stand ready to advocate the paradox of perpetual peace between the states, though dismembered…
— Alexander Hamilton
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The salutory effect of surviving a heart-attack: One felt that nothing mattered beyond kindness, good manners and humour
— Hugh Massingberd
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Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.
— Bill Bailey
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Mixing humour and harsh reality is a very human behaviour, it's the way people stay sane in their daily lives.
— Jorge Garcia
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I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama.
— Jorge Garcia
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Operator! Give me the number for 911!
— Dan Castellaneta
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My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing.
— Maggie Smith
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I like to always have humour in whatever I do.
— Adam Brody
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I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend.
— Rupert Grint
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What's happened to humour? We're becoming American. Everyone gets so angry over everything.
— Rupert Everett
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I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour.
— Sacha Baron Cohen
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I realised one day that men are emotional cripples. We cant express ourselves emotionally, we can only do it with anger and humour. Emotional stability…
— Bob Hoskins
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Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.
— Alex D. Linz
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In the whole history of movies, there has been nothing like Kubrick's vision. It was a vision of hope and wonder, of grace and of…
— Steven Spielberg
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Cars are good for entrances and exits. And there is something about driving that is quite cliched in a funny way. I like Roy Orbison's…
— Richard Ayoade
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To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour
— Richard Ayoade
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Men who are not given any voice in this because of the secret nature of the courts, what they're left with is dressing up ridiculously,…
— Bob Geldof
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There is nothing worse than annotated humour,
— Garry Trudeau
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The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is…
— Thom Yorke
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You could say that when you introduce humour to your work, you also step back a little from it. You create a distance
— Lars von Trier
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This man, lady, hath robb'd many beasts of their particular additions: he is as valiant as a lion, churlish as the bear, slow as the…
— William Shakespeare
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