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554 Humour quotes by 412 unique authors

If the juices of the body were more chymically examined, especially by a naturalist, that knows the ways of making fixed bodies volatile, and volatile… — Robert Boyle
An epitaph is a belated advertisement for a line of goods that have been permanently discontinued. — Irvin S. Cobb
A fool always finds a greater fool to admire him. — Nicolas Boileau-Despreaux
Sure, there's no 'i' in team, but there is an 'm' and an 'e'. — Kevin Myers
There are still to be found , or designing men, who stand ready to advocate the paradox of perpetual peace between the states, though dismembered… — Alexander Hamilton
The salutory effect of surviving a heart-attack: One felt that nothing mattered beyond kindness, good manners and humour — Hugh Massingberd
Three blind mice walk into a pub. But they are all unaware of their surroundings, so to derive humour from it would be exploitative. — Bill Bailey
Mixing humour and harsh reality is a very human behaviour, it's the way people stay sane in their daily lives. — Jorge Garcia
I definitely try to mix humour into anything I do, even if it is into a drama. — Jorge Garcia
Operator! Give me the number for 911! — Dan Castellaneta
My career is chequered. Then I think I got pigeon-holed in humour; Shakespeare is not my thing. — Maggie Smith
I like to always have humour in whatever I do. — Adam Brody
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend. — Rupert Grint
What's happened to humour? We're becoming American. Everyone gets so angry over everything. — Rupert Everett
I think if you come from a history of persecution you have to develop a sense of humour. — Sacha Baron Cohen
I realised one day that men are emotional cripples. We cant express ourselves emotionally, we can only do it with anger and humour. Emotional stability… — Bob Hoskins
Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite. — Alex D. Linz
In the whole history of movies, there has been nothing like Kubrick's vision. It was a vision of hope and wonder, of grace and of… — Steven Spielberg
Cars are good for entrances and exits. And there is something about driving that is quite cliched in a funny way. I like Roy Orbison's… — Richard Ayoade
To be in a video is a ridiculous thing. It's almost impossible to do it without any humour — Richard Ayoade
Men who are not given any voice in this because of the secret nature of the courts, what they're left with is dressing up ridiculously,… — Bob Geldof
There is nothing worse than annotated humour, — Garry Trudeau
The hardest part about being in radiohead is being inside a giant head that is a radio. Ha ha, little english humour there, or is… — Thom Yorke
You could say that when you introduce humour to your work, you also step back a little from it. You create a distance — Lars von Trier
This man, lady, hath robb'd many beasts of their particular additions: he is as valiant as a lion, churlish as the bear, slow as the… — William Shakespeare

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