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Humorous Quotes by Dorothy Parker
- If I don't drive around the park, I'm pretty sure to make my mark. If I'm in bed each night by ten, I may get…
- My own dear love, he is strong and bold And he cares not what comes after. His words ring sweet as a chime of gold,…
- Into love and out again, Thus I went and thus I go. Spare your voice, and hold your pen: Well and bitterly I know All…
- There's little in taking or giving, There's little in water or wine: This living, this living, this living, Was never a project of mine. Oh,…
- The ladies men admire, I've heard, Would shudder at a wicked word. Their candle gives a single light, They'd rather stay at home at night.…
More Humorous Quotes
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- It is unbecoming for young men to utter maxims. — Aristotle
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
- Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. — Isaac Asimov
- O Lord, help me to be pure, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- Give me chastity and continence, but not yet. — Saint Augustine
- If I had to live my life again, I'd make the same mistakes, only sooner. — Tallulah Bankhead
- No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. — Honore de Balzac
- It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty… — Honore de Balzac
- Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. — Douglas Adams