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Humor Quotes by MrCountry
- I got a alot of forigenier at my school so alot knowns different language. One of my teacher is one she Korean or something ,so…
- I might not be the biggest ,but I'm still big I might not be the fastest ,but I'm still fast I might not be the…
- I noticed I been spacing off quite a lot today... Most would say I'm unfocused and bored But I say this once and only once...…
- Dog might be man best friend not only out of loyalty but also similar traits. When a dog sees a treat ,that dog is yours…
- I been notice girls calling us dogs ,but what are they ? Are they idiots for us dogs being able to out smarting a female...…
- When people make their usernames be like a cruse word , calling themself sexy ,and what not you gotta wonder what are they really like…
- I got the sun in my hand wait nope... I got the sun on my shoulder reading my texts
- Every time I say I'm messaging you i think of the words I'm massaging you message ,,,,massage I DONT KNOW WHY hey now I can…
- Girl I gottagive you a mouth to mouth to make sure your breathing,for some strange everyone stop breathing when you walked in
- I'm like a storm girl I ain't messing around I will keep on smiling even take some humor when u rrr dumb enough to try…
- GF mean girl friend right or it mean gorgeous friend BF mean best friend or boy friend how about beautiful friend so which side has…
- You sayis that the pie man where they say wait! what the pie man u mean the ice cream if a little kid answer the…
- I just took a picture of my feet then side my best friend and me why because it will never stop kick someones ass I…
- Girl I might have given u my phone number but I didn't give u the right to cal me during the night like idk 2am!!!!…
More Humor Quotes
- We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. — Aristotle
- Those that know, do. Those that understand, teach. — Aristotle
- Pleasure in the job puts perfection in the work. — Aristotle
- Wit is educated insolence. — Aristotle
- In all things of nature there is something of the marvelous. — Aristotle
- The secret to humor is surprise. — Aristotle
- The gods too are fond of a joke. — Aristotle
- One of my favorite things about 'Star Trek' wasn't just the overt banter but the humor in that show about the relationships… — J. J. Abrams
- People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do. — Isaac Asimov
- The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...' — Isaac Asimov
- Start by doing what's necessary; then do what's possible; and suddenly you are doing the impossible. — Francis of Assisi
- The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid. — Jane Austen