Hey Why Quotes by Eric Cartman

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• Why have I been chosen to deliver the message of female intelligence and its divinity to a deaf world of males? I… — Roseanne Barr
• If I'm hanging around too much, my wife and kids say, 'Hey, why don't you go downstairs and start a new novel?' — Nick Cave
• A friend of mine - a cameraman at MTV - lost a lot of weight from cycling, and I thought Id try… — Carson Daly
• A big chunk of Western civilization, consciously or otherwise, has given the impression that it's dying to surrender to somebody, anybody. Reasonably… — Mark Steyn
• That,' he said, with almost religious fever, 'was the coolest thing you have ever done. In fact, that may have been the… — Mira Grant
• What? Hey why are you circling me? What were you, a vulture in another life? -Anastasia — Disney Princess
• If some girl tried to kick my ass, Id be like, Hey. Why dont you stop dressing me like a mailman uh,… — Eric Cartman
• I heard this guy going around talking about how he was this big rap producer, and he was just going around and… — Aziz Ansari
• I was bored so I thought hey why not pictureee timee :3 — David Jesus Torres
• When I go home people'll ask me, Hey, why do you do it man? What, you some kinda war junkie? You know… — US Army Ranger (Name: Unknown)

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