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Les Dawson has 48 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Marriage is an institution and that's where a couple finishes up.
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I went to my doctor and asked for something for persistent wind. He gave me a kite.
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Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She…
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The wife's Mother said, ‘When you're dead, I'll dance in your grave.’ I said: ‘Good, I'm being buried at sea’.
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I took the wife's family out for tea biscuits. They weren't too happy about having to give blood though.
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He had ambitions, at one time, to become a sex maniac, but he failed his practical.
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My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects.
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My mother-in-law had to stop skipping for exercise. It registered seven on the Richter scale.
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I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps.
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I knew I'd chosen the wrong airline when I noticed the sick bag had the Lord's Prayer on it.
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I know my name will always be linked with women.
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I need to give affection and love, because without that, I wither. I need to give that love to someone. Without that,…
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School girl sleazy with a classy kind of sassy. Little skirt hangin way up her knee.
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Where is all that time you promised? The first hand's on the three, where's the second hand, I'm bothered. To see it…
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