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Marijuana is self-punishing. It makes you acutely sensitive, and in this world, what worse punishment could there be?
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Getting down on all fours and imitating a rhinoceros stops babies from crying. (Put an empty cigarette pack on your nose for…
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Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.
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The neo-hippie-dips, the sentimentality-crazed iguana anthropomorphizers, the Chicken Littles, the three-bong-hit William Blakes- thank God these people don't actually go outdoors much,…
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There is only one basic human right: the right to do as you please, without causing others harm. With it comes our…
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A little government and a little luck are necessary in life, but only a fool trusts either of them.
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Violence is interesting. This is a great obstacle to world peace and also to more thoughtful television programming.
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Anyhow, all mankind's ideas and interests, all human aims and motives, are exhibited, fully formed, in a three-year-old child. The kid is…
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Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either.
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Remember, your body needs 6 to 8 glasses of fluid daily. Straight up or on the rocks.
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Whatever the occasion, do not neglect alcohol. No other refreshment will do. Yes, alcohol kills brain cells, but it's very selective. It…
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You can smoke or drink on a golf course without interrupting the game, and you can take a leak - something you…
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Wherein lies a poet's claim to originality? That he invents his incidents? No. That he was present when his episodes had their…
— Edith Wharton
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Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices…
— Hans Arp
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To escape boredom, man works either beyond what his usual needs require, or else he invents play, that is, work that is…
— Friedrich Nietzsche
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An artist cannot get along without a public; and when the public is absent, what does he do? He invents it, and…
— Andre Gide
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The Arab peoples possess an ancient and highly developed civilization that is in many ways more sophisticated than our own. For instance,…
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What is now happening to the people of the East as of the West is like what happens to every individual when…
— Leo Tolstoy
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Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some.
— Jose Marti
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Victor Vigny: It is like the old fairy tale. The boy saves the princess; they fall in love. He invents a flying…
— Eoin Colfer
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First, if it is true that a spatial order organizes an ensemble of possibilities (e.g., by a place in which one can…
— Michel de Certeau
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Man invents war. Man discovers peace. He invents war from without. He discovers peace from within. War man throws. Peace man sows.…
— Sri Chinmoy
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Soon silence will have passed into legend. Man has turned his back on silence. Day after day he invents machines and devices…
— Unknown Author
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