Guy Quotes
- A friend said he and his friend were describing books in the shortest way possible. The Bible came up the description was A guy died. — Stanley Victor Paskavich
- Ladies : You should never change yourself for a guy other than waxing your vagina. — Nikhil Saluja
- If you're an unemployed guy who needs work, turn gay and start getting rim jobs. — Nikhil Saluja
- Women get over a breakup -- but never get over comparing themselvesto the woman the guy ends up with. — Senoraroy
- U buy ur girlfriend a 4ne, Another guy buys her Airtym, Thats division of labor. U buy her Nika another guy removes it. Thats separation… — Mars Mavis Paul John
- I just met this guy accidently who unfollowed me a few days ago. Not sure why he's on the floor without a pulse though. — Nikhil Saluja
- When the girl of your dreams walks up to you you fall apart at the seems If we weren't nervous or shy or didnt cry… — Jarrod Minnick
- This guy is awesome he's there evry step of the way bro you are awesome dnt let anyone hurt you or tayy if anyone hurts… — Brando
- Dibs on the cute guy in class... — Anastasia Blanchard
- I hate to watch people suffer. That's why I just shot the guy in the head after I ran him over. — Nikhil Saluja
- I loved you like no how ,you meant everything to me,to know that our love has end it breaks my heart to pieces....R.I.p to the… — Andrea Santana
- I hate when in scary movies, the person yells out, Hello? As if the bad guy is gonna be like, Yeah, I'm in the kitchen!… — Jugi Steady