Guy Quotes

8437 Guy quotes by 4261 unique authors

IF I were a girl,i would never date a guy like me,because I am really a weird and paranoid guy.... — Paritoshik Sharma
I love south africa : they ask this guy : So sir will ever try do bicycle stunts: SiR: No I am afraid to kill… — Syntific
I would like a guy to fight for me. Someone who would chase me and put in the effort Sadly no one has. Not sure… — Leila
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting,Your… — Syntific
Girls' height doesn't really matter to a guy but her weight does! — Bernajoy Vaal
The only time a girl should fall on her knees for a guy, is the day she ties her son's shoe laces... — Bernajoy Vaal
How come when a girl has sex with everyone she's a slut but when a guy has sex with everyone he's my boyfriend — Lenny
It's true what they say about guys needing to show how they feel not just say it. The wrong guy could say all the right… — Ritu Ghatourey
I know I'm not a bad guy But I am a good guy But they say good guys are no fun But we are loving… — REALDREAMS
Just noticed that the lol symbol looks like a drowning guy, and all you see is his head and arms sticking out of the water.… — Lenny Karanja
That moment when all you want is to have that guy's arms around you, holding you.... — Treasure:)
When a GUY is quiet, Millions of things are running in his mind When a GUY is not arguing, He is thinking deeply When a… — KM II
Wouldn't it be nice to give dat guy/girl of ur dream one fantastic kiss — Unknown Author
Don't cry over a guy let a guyv cry over you casue girls give — Tamika-leeigh
I don't care if you have this many cuts, and this happened when, and all of that crap. I am talking to you to help… — Unknown Author
A guy and a girl can be just friends but at one point or another they will fall for each other. Maybe temporarily, maybe too… — PrInCeSs_PeAcHeS
I love him, he is my world, my heart and soul, He is just an amazing guy, I love him, — Jasmine
I HATE IT WHEN I GET BCK FROM A FOUR FIVE MONTH HOLIDAY AND ONE GUY COMES UP TO ME AND SAYS FUCK MATE WHERE… — NIKLOVESMEEKA
MEN should realize that every time they make a girl cry, there is always that guy who is dying to make her smile :') — Jessan
Somewhere in the world there's a fat guy jumping in a pool with his shirt on. This tweet is for you fat guy! — Nikhil Saluja
When a guy likes you, he'll text you a lot, stay up every night with you, compliment you, and always have time for you — PrInCeSs_PeAcHeS
This guy on his bike next to me was insulting me by picking his nose, so I gave him the middle finger. We're cool now. — Nikhil Saluja
I really want the guy of my dreams to buy me this if he really loves me — Destiny
If your boyfriend don't like a certain jerk, DON'T TALK TO THAT JERK, out of respect for your guy. — KM II
Fact: The more buttons a girl has on her clothes, the easier it is for a guy to take them off. — Nikhil Saluja

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