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Why do they feel the need to tell me, 'That film was sh*t'. It happens quite a lot. I was with my mum and daughter… — Ewan McGregor
Doing a love scene with someone that youre involved with is more awkward than doing a love scene with someone youre not dating. Either way,… — Rachel Bilson
I like a guy who can make fun of me and make fun of himself. He's got to have a sense of humor. A guy… — Rachel Bilson
I don't need to get married right now. I am more ready for a baby than marriage. Not really tomorrow, but definitely in the next… — Rachel Bilson
I'm looking for a guy who is confident with a great sense of humor, that's so important to me, as long as I can laugh… — Mischa Barton
A guy out there was meant to be the love of your life, your best friend, your soul mate, the one you can tell your… — Nicholas Sparks
I was in Tokyo for my birthday this year and it was kind of sad because Freddie was working. And it was just a small… — Sarah Michelle Gellar
The worst date I've ever had was when I was 15. The guy must've been 16, because he was driving. I had a crush on… — Alicia Silverstone
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave??? The microwave doesn't brown your sausage — Carlin Whisler
I had a white guy tell me...he said, 'Bern, why do black folks use the word 'mother-fucker?' Well, I'm gonna break down what the word… — Bernie Mac
It's so easy to fall in love, but hard to find someone who will catch you. It's impossible to find someone who never hurts you,… — Viera
When I was 20 I thought I had the rest of my life. At 30 I was still relatively young. At 40 I was getting… — Ozzy Osbourne
Im trying to approach this as if it wasnt a superhero movie. Its just about a guy who gets this amazing gift. But the first… — Chris Evans
Fans are great, The most crazy thing is when they rush you or try and tackle you. I don't mind giving them hugs, but I'm… — Kellan Lutz
I've done things like signed a cereal box before. But the weirdest thing that's been done to meet me? Well some girls have got tattoos… — Justin Bieber
What makes a successful marriage? Well, I've been married about forty years now. My wife and I went back to Hawaii in 2001 to renew… — Fred Willard
There is only one person that u'l love truly in this world more than any other guy. You might not no this but deep within… — Tiah Ounah Seboko
DONE CHASING AFTER YOU. You made me fall for you but you werent there to catch me. Now I know all the things you said… — Unknown Author
I gained so much exposure on MTV, and I loved it. Me, a guy from the airwaves, going on national television in the middle of… — Carson Daly
Every guy will have his own How I met your mother story to tell his kids one day. — Unknown Author
Girls remember everything a guy tells her. — Rochanda F
Once your heart has been broken, you look for something in every guy to fix it. — Jahniah M
To girls out there.. It doesn't matter how you look , what your weight is or how much makeup you put on . The right… — Unknown Author
I'm a sensitive guy. If you are a woman and you're in any kind of emotional duress and you write a song about it, I'll… — Matthew Perry
I'm obviously comfortable with my feminine side! I didn't have any reservations playing a gay guy as it was kind of a neat idea to… — Matthew Perry

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