Guy Quotes

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The 3 magical words a Guy dies to hear from a Girl I was wrong :P :D — My Thought
I am in love and I have the most beautiful family. What else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever. We're so… — Brad Pitt
I see it as a massive challenge in many ways. To make it authentic. To make the character live and breathe in a new way.… — Andrew Garfield
In a relationship you are in the guy should always go to you not the other way around because that is wrong and it is… — Unknown Author
I could say the beard made him look suicidal and then I'll get all sorts of letters from the bearded community. No, in my mind… — Steve Carell
The next person who calls me a 'nice guy' is going to get punched in the face. — Steve Carell
A girl should look more into a guy's morals and values beside just thinking if he's hott then he has to be a good man...lol… — Justin Bates
Any guy who rejects a girl because he doesn't think she's pretty enough doesn't deserve a girl in the first place. — Don Raj
Id tell that guy to chill out, relax and wait until 1998 when everything will be cool because Theres Something About Mary will make you… — Ben Stiller
The God's honest truth is that I'm probably funnier, but he's smarter. Here's the thing about Stern, he's really a smart guy. He's nutty. He's… — Adam Carolla
I've always been a Girl Scout Thin Mint Cookie guy with the occasional Samoa on the side. Do-si-dos are the shiz. — Jake Owen
If you know your girl is watching Oprah and you come in and it's this whole show on cheating and the guy's giving away all… — Shannon Elizabeth
Of course I always feel people should be happy for the guy who won and not for the guy who lost. I just kept it… — Roger Federer
Going around and having sex with every guy PROBABLY won't get you into that serious relationship you've been talking about, only get you aids. — Unknown Author
Once when I was home for Christmas, and I went down the street and gave 100$ to every homeless guy I saw, until I didn't… — Pete Wentz
I actually think a lot of my words aren't eloquent. They're even kind of misogynistic, emotionally stunted. But Patrick's voice makes up for those things.… — Pete Wentz
I mean if I was a guy, I would f*ck Paula. Hello, she's hot. — Snooki
Actors write movies all the time, but you try fiction and you're an asshole. Everyone wants to try new things, or almost everyone. Really great… — Ethan Hawke
As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been… — Terrell Owens
Everybody is not going to be squeaky clean. All the guys they are giving these marketing endorsement deals are the ones going out there getting… — Terrell Owens
All I can tell everybody is, I'm the same guy, just on a different team. — Terrell Owens
I cant believe my lil guy is already 7-months-old, ahhhh I feel like he was just born yesterday!!!!! Watching baby Hank grow has been the… — Kendra Wilkinson
When I was just starting out, someone suggested that we finish a meeting in the bedroom, I left. I was pretty shocked. I could see… — Gwyneth Paltrow
My family is crazy. Ive got a soap-opera family; Ive got two half-sisters, but I consider them my sister. I also have a step brother… — Hayley Williams
Girl: if I text him first, I feel like I'm annoying him. I'll just wait 'til he texts me. Guy: God, I wish she'd text… — Julia

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