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Stephen Hawking is getting a divorce. That's scary. If the smartest guy in the world can't figure out women, we're screwed. — Jay Leno
A fitness instructor in Maine has been charged with running a prostitution business out of her Zumba dance studio. Authorities first got suspicious when they… — Jay Leno
I once dated a guy so dumb he could not count to 21 unless he was naked — Joan Rivers
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have… — David Spade
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right… — David Spade
You either have chemistry or you don't, but a lot of what attracts me is a guy's mind and humor and talent. I need to… — Nina Dobrev
I went in saying I wanted to be the food guy. — Ted Allen
For guys playing sports at a high level, for money, I can't put my finger on it, but in a man's world of sport, there… — Kurt Russell
I'm a reasonable guy, but I've just experienced some very unreasonable things... — Kurt Russell
If a guy's talking to you at a club and you're having a long conversation, and then one of your friends comes up and he… — Brody Jenner
So many girls and guys want to find a girlfriend and settle down. But it's fun to be single. — Brody Jenner
I find actors who play nasty guys in movies are the nicest guys in real life, and the opposite then goes for heroes. — Jonathan Rhys Meyers
I don't know if you guys know this but I'm sort of a big deal. — CM Punk
I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company, and I've been… — CM Punk
I hear you guys all the time talking about Daniel Bryan, trained by Shawn Michaels. One curious thing to me is, how come you guys… — CM Punk
CM has always stood for one thing: Chicago Made. Chick Magnet? Thatâ€™s preposterous. Girls donâ€™t like me. I was born and raised in Chicago. The… — CM Punk
Man, I have absolutely zero ability into narrowing absolutely any of my favorites into just one, but I have to say, I gotta go between… — Shawn Michaels
There are lots of guys around the world that are lazy. They have big fat guts. They talk about chi power and things they can… — Bruce Lee
I think the most attractive thing for me when I meet a guy is confidence and him being comfortable in his own skin. I like… — Minka Kelly
Heroes to me are guys that sit in libraries. They absorb knowledge and then the risks they take are calculated on the basis of the… — William Hurt

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