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Ive been on a cruise ship thats crashed. The captain comes on, 'I want you to know that the ship is taking on a little… — John Pinette
You sound like a very scary guy. — John Mcclane
Guy back there called you 'Jesus'. — John Mcclane
That guy should've been arrested, and instead he's playing basketball. Why do you think that is? Do you think if he was Keith Van Horn,… — John Rocker
It's not one guy. We played bad, I coached bad, it's everybody. We're all thrown in on this one. We all missed, all turned it… — John Calipari
There's something about being rejected - when I go out without my friends, I'm reminded of how I'm actually quite antisocial. I don't look like… — Jason Ritter
One of the fun things as an actor is to find a character that if you were to look up a rap sheet about them,… — Jason Ritter
So because of my act my daughter thinks she can talk to me about anything. She's been dating the same guy since high school and… — Robert Schimmel
I went to rent a car, and the guy goes, 'Do you want the extra insurance?' I said, 'Why...am I gonna get into an extra… — Robert Schimmel
If a guy just broke up with his girlfriend, how long do you think is an appropriate time to wait before you...make a move? — Rachel Green
I just feel like I need one last fling, get it out of my system, I just want have meaningless sex with the next guy… — Rachel Green
I miss the him that stayed on the phone untill I was compleatly asleep just to listen to me breath, the one that always heald… — Krisee Ellis
Charlie is a very functional guy. He always nailed his takes, often in less time than everybody else. He was prepared, and a very warm… — Jon Cryer
I believe when they decided to bring in another actor it saved Charlie's life. It must've been a huge wake-up call for him. If it… — Jon Cryer
Walking and drinking gatorade and some guy just yelled out 'Gatorade me bitch.' and then I tossed it to him. I want it back so… — Aaron Paul
You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go 'Jeez... what have you… — Kevin James
I remember this guy lit my couch on fire a couple of times. — James Hetfield
I saw the bus lying right on him. I saw his legs sticking out. I freaked. The bus driver, I recall, was trying to yank… — James Hetfield
He was a wild, hippie-ish, acid-taking, bell-bottom-wearing guy. He meant business, and you couldnt fuck around with him. I wanted to get that respect that… — James Hetfield
I was a bad guy. If I was gonna write a book that was true, and I was gonna write a book that was honest,… — James Frey

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