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I want guys who want to be here. I want guys who are energetic and passionate. I didn't see any passion from Todd. You could… — Perry Florio
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time. — Mitch Hedberg
Rarely have I seen a situation where doing less than the other guy is a good strategy. — James Spithill
I learned how music works dealing with Jermaine Dupri, and I learned how image works dealing with Puff Daddy. ... Singing is an acting role… — Usher
Straight men need to be emasculated.... Every straight guy should have a man's tongue in his mouth at least once. — Madonna Ciccone
It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say: 'Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport.… — Charles Barkley
I was like, 'Oh, my God, girls are so pretty and soft. No stubble burn! What am I doing with guys?' [I] haven't dipped back… — Rashida Jones
By definition, gay is smart. I see plenty of macho heterosexual idiots, but nine times out of 10 you can have a great conversation if… — Jason Bateman
Man, if anybody knew the path that we've been on, no one in their right mind would ever try to duplicate it. That's something Nashville… — Eric Church
Wandering around back stage at a willie Nelson concert is a bit like being the parrot on the shoulder of the guy who's running the… — Kinky Friedman
There really are two different schools of songwriting-American and Canadian. It's interesting. You guys have this history of guys like Paul Williams and Jimmy Webb,… — Fred Eaglesmith
Back then, the business depended on bohemians. ... They needed Kristofferson and Roger Miller ..It was the tail end of something...the last Tin Pan Alley.… — Steve Earle
Sure the people are stupid: the human race is stupid. Sure Congress is an inefficient instrument of government. But the people are not stupid enough… — Bernard DeVoto
I sit down with a guitar player and if there's a situation I feel strongly about, or a guy that I've been thinking about or… — Avril Lavigne
I have not been an easygoing guy. I think it's called bipolar manic depression. I've got a rich history of that in my family. — Ben Stiller
Look, we're Americans: optimistic, addicted to the quick fix, constantly on the hunt for the new and exotic. It's much easier for us to accept… — Dennis Miller
See, the 'On the Road' that came out in 1957 was censored. A lot of the honesty of it, the bitter honesty, is in the… — Garrett Hedlund
My wife has cut our lovemaking down to once a month, but I know two guys she's cut out entirely. — Rodney Dangerfield
If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rimshots during the vows. — Sam Kinison
I've got to think he's the only guy who smiled when he walked up to the podium. I love that about it and he brings… — Alexi Lalas

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