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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then… — Roseanne Barr
I say I'm the only serious comedian in the presidential race. And I'd like to take this opportunity to ask both Romney and Obama to… — Roseanne Barr
Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated as they are, only way more mysterious.… — Dave Barry
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship. — Dave Barry
It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. This is why it takes several million sperm… — Dave Barry
I was a really lousy artist as a kid. Too abstract expressionist; or I'd draw a big ram's head, really messy. I'd never win painting… — Jean-Michel Basquiat
We need to figure out a 'harvest system' to collect the produce that stores don't put out for customers to buy because it's not perfect… — Mario Batali
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally handicapped guy even if he… — Scott Adams
I am like Howard Beale. When he came out of the rain and he was like, none of this makes any sense. I am that… — Glenn Beck
I'm the whitest guy you will ever meet. The first time I saw an African-American, my dad had to tell me to stop staring. — Glenn Beck
I was one of the hardest-hitting conservatives on George W. Bush. Republicans didn't like me on George W. Bush. Republicans still don't like me on… — Glenn Beck
All girls hit that phase where they like the bad boy. I grew out of that really young and I have a wonderful guy in… — Kristen Bell
I've spent enough time with soldiers to know that once they get to know you and they loosen up and become themselves, they are some… — Peter Berg
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. — Yogi Berra
If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot. — Yogi Berra
A lot of guys go, 'Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.' I tell 'em, 'I don't know any.' They want me to make one up. I… — Yogi Berra
It's always the small people who change things. It's never the politicians or the big guys. I mean, who pulled down the Berlin wall? It… — Luc Besson
GN'R was five guys who were all into different things. I liked pop and disco, Izzy was into New York rock, Slash loved Aerosmith and… — Steven Adler
There's sort of an open offer to work with a guy in Los Angeles who does big band and orchestra arrangements who was at least… — Jello Biafra
In my neighborhood, when you've got something to say to a guy, you look him in the eye and you say it to him. — Joe Biden

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