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Like every other girl in the world, my most embarrassing moment had to do with a guy completely turning me down. His loss! — Kelly Clarkson
I try not to date musicians. It's all I've dated. Every guy I've dated is a musician. Obviously, it's not working. — Kelly Clarkson
I've dated a couple of guys who were awesome, and the celebrity part of my life and the traveling part are hard to get around.… — Kelly Clarkson
Some guy hit my fender, and I told him, 'Be fruitful and multiply,' but not in those words. — Woody Allen
Band chemistry is a tricky thing. If one guy isn't feeling right with the other guys, everything gets thrown off. When you get the personalities… — Les Claypool
I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys. — Woody Allen
You got guys now declaring they're ready to play pro ball in their second or third year of high school. It's crazy! They're missing so… — Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
I never thought that the long haired, bearded guy I married in law school would end up being President. — Hillary Clinton
I developed a nutty attitude where I'd think, If some guy really loves me he doesn't care if I'm fat. I'd come up with all… — Kirstie Alley
I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say,… — George Clooney
Who would name their kid Jack with the last words 'off' at the end of the last name? No wonder that guy is screwed up. — George Clooney
I was watching 'Up In The Air' and I thought, 'Jesus, who's the old gray-haired guy?' And it was me. I never wear makeup for… — George Clooney
The idea that every time you do a film you're supposed to be tortured confuses me. I mean, guys who say, 'Oh, it's really tough,… — George Clooney
I'm sure Sting's a lovely guy. It's just that nobody wants to be seen as that holier-than-thou thing. That over-earnestness is a bit of a… — Jarvis Cocker
Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're like bull elks in a… — Tori Amos
When I was a young boy, I preferred cats to dogs. From the age of seven or eight onwards I just felt more comfortable with… — Ian Anderson
Just give me 25 guys on the last year of their contracts; I'll win a pennant every year. — Sparky Anderson
Women should stop going for the bad guys, stop looking so far when the good ones are right there. — Jennifer Aniston
I've gone for each type: the rough guy; the nerdy, sweet, lovable guy; and the slick guy. I don't really have a type. Men in… — Jennifer Aniston
I never doubted my ability, but when you hear all your life you're inferior, it makes you wonder if the other guys have something you've… — Hank Aaron

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