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Got Quotes by Ron White
- There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go…
- I've got a great cigar collection - it's actually not a collection, because that would imply I wasn't going to smoke every last one of…
- I started selling out comedy clubs before I got to town with no advertising. I was selling out theaters just on the rumor that I…
- I'm definitely guilty of thinking something is funny but thinking the audience won't. Then three years later I will finally try it and it'll kill…
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