Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

Golf has more rules than any other game because golf has more cheaters than any other game — Bruce Lansky
The only reason I played golf was so that I could afford to go hunting and fishing. — Sam Snead
I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everyone would have to play from the rough, not just me. — Seve Ballesteros
Golf is typical capitalist lunacy. — George Bernard Shaw
In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relives you of the pressure of trying to maintain… — Lee Trevino
On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way… — Arnold Palmer
Don Quixote would understand golf. It is the impossible dream. — Jim Murray
At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball, lost the bag. — Lee Trevino
The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody would put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye
Coverage of golf's most prestigious tournament was filled with odes to Augusta, plus numerous shots of the picture-postcard setting, bees pollinating and what the host… — Peter Alfano
I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I miss the hole, I hole it. — Seve Ballesteros
Golf is tiddlywinks played while standing up and and wearing a hat — Florence King
President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President Dick Cheney also got in a couple of strokes. — Jay Leno
I love it [Practicing in Texas]. You can find anything. You can practice rain, you can practice wind, you can practice on hard pan, you… — Tom Kite
Most people play a fair game of golf - If you watch them. — Joey Adams
Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends? — Chi Chi Rodriguez
You son of a bitch. You're something else. I'm really proud of you. — Jack Nicklaus
That's the easiest 69 I ever made. — Walter Hagen
They say 'practice makes perfect.' Of course, it doesn't. For the vast majority of golfers it merely consolidates imperfection. — Henry Longhurst
You have to understand, I don't play golf for fun. It's my business. When the mailman starts delivering mail on his off day, that's when… — Lee Trevino
I love it. I don't know if I love it as much as Arnold Palmer, but I think I am close. I can't wait to… — Lee Trevino
I remember when I first came out on the Tour. I was hitting practice balls and Sam Snead and Bob Goalby were next to me.… — Lee Trevino
I played with Tiger [Woods], and I probably felt like you would be out there with me. Tiger is getting it by me about 50… — Greg Norman
Ask the American players how many weeks in a row they play in Japan. — Seve Ballesteros
Years ago I had a 1-iron I could hit 260 yards through a doorway. Now I can hit it through the keyhole. — Lee Trevino

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