Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

They say he's [Yogi Berra] funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf… — Casey Stengel
The thing is, you see all the money that's available out there. I see where am I going to play. I have no place to… — Tiger Woods
Golf is like a love affair: if you don't take it seriously, it's no fun. If you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart. — Unknown Author
Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh — Shania Twain
Golf seems to be an arduous way to go for a walk. I prefer to take the dog's out. — Unknown Author
If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy. — George Archer
He's as good at his age as Jack (Nicklaus) was, and look at what Jack has done in the gime of golf. That's the highest… — Unknown Author
Golf: A game in which you claim the privileges of age and retain the playthings of youth. — Samuel Johnson
Golf is such a strange game. You shout four, shoot six, and write down five. — Ritu Ghatourey
Men around 25yrs like playIng soccer, Men around 45yrs like playing tennis, Men around 65yrs like playing golf, have U realised,,The older the MEN grow,the… — Jamsta E Ngugz
I practice my golf swing naked. — Cheryl Ladd
Hockey sport is for the white men, basketball is for the black men, golf is a sport for the white men who dressed like a… — Tiger Woods
It's a piece of property that, if you're going to have a development out here, you need to have a golf course because you need… — Tom Kite
For instance, he says I let him play golf, and he says, he lets me be miserable in my job. Now - that doesn't quite… — Connie Chung
I like going there for golf. America's one vast golf course these days. — Edward VIII
Pretty it's pretty good for me because I'm over here in the winters. It's really improved my golf game. — Peter Forsberg
Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows… — Eric Bristow
My best score ever is 103, but I've only been playing 15 years. — Alex Karras
I couldn't wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again. — Ben Hogan
I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees. — Ben Hogan
But I think the guys are very happy to accommodate the people and that's part of golf in general. — Bernhard Langer
The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total… — Ed McMahon
My God, he looks like he's beating a chicken. — Byron Nelson
The reason they call it 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up. — Leslie Nielsen
Hit the ball pretty solid. Haven't played a lot of golf this year, so was really unsure of what it would be like. I've been… — Trent Dilfer

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