Golf Quotes

1965 Golf quotes by 664 unique authors

The terrible beauty is that in the brotherhood of golf we are all the same - certifiable. — Sean Connery
Never bet with anyone you meet on the first tee who has a deep suntan, a 1-iron in his bag, and squinty eyes. — Dave Marr
A good one iron shot is about as easy to come by as an understanding wife. — Dan Jenkins
The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a… — Seve Ballesteros
Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf disease. — Sam Snead
If you're going to miss 'em, miss 'em quick. — George Duncan
In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is youself. — Herbert Wind
Never try a shot you haven't practised. — Harvey Penick
Give me a man with big hands and big feet and no brains and I'll make a golfer out of him. — Walter Hagen
Golf is a game in which attitude of mind counts for incomparably more than mightiness of muscle. — Arnold Haultain
The game lends itself to fantasies about our abilities. — Peter Alliss
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out. — Paul Gallico
In golf, humiliations are the essence of the game. — Alistair Cooke
The last thing you want to do is shoot 80 wearing 'tartan troosers'. — Ian Poulter
It is impossible to outplay an opponent you can't outthink. — Unknown Author
Why do we work so hard to feel so terrible? — Hollis Stacy
Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time. — Mark Calcavecchia
Those who the gods seek to destroy first, learn how to play golf. — Leslie Nielsen
The game embarrasses you until you feel inadequate. — Ben Crenshaw
I never knew what top golf was like until I turned professional. Then it was too late. — Steve Melnyk
It's a heck of a lot harder to stay on top than it is to get there. — Tom Kite
If I could have shot 69 in the last round every time, I would have won nine U.S. Opens. Nine! — Sam Snead
One thing that golf teaches you is humility. — Robert Wagner
All that proves is that most of the world is too poor to build bowling alleys, golf courses, tennis courts and baseball fields. There's hundreds… — Mike Royko
Football is an honest game. It's true to life. It's a game about sharing. Football is a team game. So is life. — Joe Namath

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