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Girl Quotes by Tucker Max
- You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun…
- I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex with a hot girl, he…
- Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated…
- Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out.
- Random Girl after a hookup: "Do you love me" Tucker: "I don't understand the question.
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