"Due to the potent combination of my sexual……" — Tucker Max
"Due to the potent combination of my sexual recklessness and the slutty nature of some of the girls I have slept with, I have accumulated enough stories and anecdotes about abortion that they could name a Planned Parenthood clinic after me."
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76 Quotes by Tucker Max
Tucker Max has 76 quotes on this site.
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But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in…
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are,…
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for…
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond?…
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of…
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex…
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to…
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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More Abortion Quotes
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one of 726 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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They credited us with the birth of that sort of heavy metal thing. Well, if that's the case, there should…
— Ginger Baker
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Abolition of a woman's right to abortion, when and if she wants it, amounts to compulsory maternity: a form of…
— Edward Abbey
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Not all moral issues have the same moral weight as abortion and euthanasia. There may be legitimate diversity of opinion…
— Pope Benedict XVI
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However much I dislike the idea of abortion, you should not criminalize a woman who, in very difficult circumstances, makes…
— Tony Blair
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One should never forbid what one lacks the power to prevent.
— Napoleon Bonaparte
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The freedom that women were supposed to have found in the Sixties largely boiled down to easy contraception and abortion;…
— Julie Burchill
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Justice is itself the great standing policy of civil society; and any eminent departure from it, under any circumstances, lies…
— Edmund Burke
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I hate abortions, but just could not make that choice for someone else.
— Barbara Bush
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I'm not being outspoken or pro or con abortion.
— Barbara Bush
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I do not believe abortion should be legal.
— Herman Cain
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Prior to ROE V. WADE, abortions were common even though they were illegal. I don't think making them illegal again…
— Tony Campolo
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I think the real place where most evangelicals have trouble with the Democratic Party is on the issue of abortion.
— Tony Campolo
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