"Two girls called me closed minded. I tell……" — Tucker Max
"Two girls called me closed minded. I tell them that they are so open-minded their brains leaked out."
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76 Quotes by Tucker Max
Tucker Max has 76 quotes on this site.
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But here's the thing about being honest: All the liars HATE you for it, and most of the people in…
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I try to explain to people that the only way to be cool is to be who you truly are,…
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Things always work out for me because I do whatever I want without worrying about the consequences.
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Halloween revolves around delicious candy, excessive alcohol, and horny women dressed as sluts. This also describes my vision of Heaven.
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Ladies, you may not realize this, understand this, or even believe this, but everything else we do is ultimately for…
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You know that look a cop gives you when he's so confused that he doesn't even know how to respond?…
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You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of…
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I love women, I love alcohol, and I love combining the two. If God invented anything better than drunk sex…
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Yes, the road to hell is paved with good intentions, but everyone forgets the second half of that quote: the…
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My path to wisdom began when I stopped pretending to know things I didn't know. When I explicitly admitted to…
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Great careers are getting easier to find and audition for, but harder to keep.
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That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.
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