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- Texas is reportedly going to give college students the right to carry guns on campus. So I guess that next semester, every college student in…
- A new poll shows that Tiger Woods' popularity has dropped from 85 percent to 33 percent. President Obama's popularity is also at 33 percent, but…
- I've always heard that women secretly want their father. So I used to walk around in a 1950s business suit, with a hat and a…
- There's no cure for getting depressed. There's no cure for self-loathing or periods of it. But figure out enough about it so that when it…
- Some McDonald's restaurants are taking reservations on Valentine's Day. They are getting a lot of tables for one.
- Success is a lot like a bright, white tuxedo. You feel terrific when you get it, but then you're desperately afraid of getting it dirty,…
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