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Doug Stanhope has 28 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:
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Did you ever drink so much of a certain type of alcohol that you get so sick that you can never drink…
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I've been playing the CNN Drinking Game, have you ever played that? Where you do a shot every time George Bush says…
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I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to AA than Liberace did…
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Race, Religion, Ethnic Pride, Nationalism does nothing but teach you how to hate people you have never met
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Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
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Whatever your problems are, keep in mind that you die at the end of all this. Lets get out there, brutalize ourselves…
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There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.
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I am a very mediocre intellect, at best, and I am smarter than most people I know - and that terrifies me.
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If you really believe death leads to eternal bliss then why are you wearing a seatbelt?
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There's no such thing as addiction, there's only things that you enjoy doing more than life.
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Here's the path to sobriety: Play the Ron Paul drinking game. Watch CNN and take a drink every time someone says his…
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If you're offended by any word in any language, it's probably because your parents were unfit to raise a child.
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Popular Get Aids quotes from across the collection:
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Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?
— Elayne Boosler
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Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if…
— Michael Savage
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If you're not doing needles and you're not gay, you won't get AIDS, probably.
— Rob Ford
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You might get AIDS in Kenya, people have AIDS, you’ve got to be careful. I mean, the towels could have AIDS.
— Pat Robertson
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Don't be afraid of us, we are all the same. You can't get AIDS if you touch, hug, kiss, hold hands with…
— Nkosi Johnson
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That place is so behind the times, you can't even get AIDS there yet.
— Doug Stanhope
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Going to Africa. Hope I don't get AIDS. Just kidding. I'm white!
— Jon Ronson
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You can't get AIDS from a hug or a handshake or a meal with a friend.
— Magic Johnson
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An educated child earns more later in life, knows how to keep their own children from dying, produces more food, is less…
— Marianne Williamson
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