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Funny Relationship Quotes by Mark Twain
- We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks- if we agree with him.
- Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
- A person with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds.
- I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest…
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- Every person, all the events of your life are there because you have drawn them there. What you choose to do with… — Richard Bach
- The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner. — Roseanne Barr
- Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic, and probably an injured one. — Glenn Beck
- Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope. — Josh Billings
- Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. — Jim Bishop
- Ideally, couples need three lives; one for him, one for her, and one for them together. — Jacqueline Bisset
- A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat. — Erma Bombeck
- Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. — Erma Bombeck
- A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. — Erma Bombeck
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. — George Burns
- Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade. — Leo Buscaglia
- If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. — George Carlin