Funny Relationship Quotes

164 Funny Relationship quotes by 123 unique authors

I strongly believe that love is the answer and that it can mend even the deepest unseen wounds. Love can heal, love can console, love… — Somaly Mam
Never love anyone who treats you like you're ordinary. — Oscar Wilde
A loving relationship is one in which the loved one is free to be himself -- to laugh with me, but never at me; to… — Leo Buscaglia
The same passions in man and woman nonetheless differ in tempo; hence man and woman do not cease misunderstanding one another. — Friedrich Nietzsche
When you struggle with your partner, you are struggling with yourself. Every fault you see in them touches a denied weakness in yourself. — Deepak Chopra
I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common? — Ashleigh Brilliant
Tenderness emerges from the fact that the two persons, longing, as all individuals do, to overcome the separateness and isolation to which we are all… — Rollo May
I am getting nowhere with you and I can't let you go and I cant get through. — Ani DiFranco
we love what we love and who we love who we love and why we love why we love and find a falling shoelace knotted… — Kami Garcia
My mother's last word to me clanks inside me like an iron bell that someone beats at dinnertime: love, love, love, love, love. — Cheryl Strayed
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go… — Bernajoy Vaal
Even when I begin with a situation that's basically funny or sad, I like to keep poking around in it. I like to get into… — Paul Mazursky
Friendship is like peeing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth. — Unknown Author
If money grew on trees,Girls would date monkey!!! — Punkinhead Abhishek

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