Best Funny Marriage Qoutes
244 Funny Marriage quotes by 163 unique authors
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My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the…
— Hussein Nishah
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When I tried to do a search for marital advise on Google, it tried to finish my sentence for me, just like my wife does.
— Hussein Nishah
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Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
— Tommy Lee
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I've been divorced twice, at 33, at least I'm a successful failure!
— Unknown Author
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Always keep your wife's picture as mobile screen-saver. whenever u face a problem, see the picture and say: If I can handle his I can…
— Nishan Panwar
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Why do women live longer than men? Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bills does.
— Nishan Panwar
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When I get married. WE AIN'T NEVER GETTING A DIVORCE! TILL DEATH DO US PART. better take your mad ass in the other room if…
— Pretty Ladii
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When you develop the ability to listen to anything unconditionally without losing your temper or self confidence, it means you're MARRIED
— Nishan Panwar
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Every man sees his second mother in his wife but every woman sees her first child in her husband.
— Ritu Ghatourey
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A person who surrenders when hes WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if hes…
— Azgraybebly Joslan
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My wife is 6 ft tall, I'm 5'5. We don't always see things eye to eye.
— Obsidian Panther
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Being married is like having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you.
— Azgraybebly Joslan
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You have two choices in life: you can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Since it started raining all my wife has done is look through the stupid window. If it gets any worse I'll have to let her…
— Nikhil Saluja
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I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.
— Nikhil Saluja
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Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them.
— Ogden Nash
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My wife is an Angel! I am so sorry she is Married to the Devil !!
— Glen Rambharack
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This is getting so weird.. Whom I liked and loved are either married,engaged,interested but emotionally damaged,has kid,not in the mood, and a few are about…
— Jaseem Kapoor
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Marriage is an institution in which a Man loses his Bachelors degree, and the Woman gets her Masters.
— Nikhil Saluja
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