"My wife never gives up. She is so……" — Hussein Nishah
"My wife never gives up. She is so insistent that she entered the wrong password over and over again until she managed to convince the computer that she's right."
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- I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them. — Isaac Asimov
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- One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.' — Norman Ralph Augustine
- Software is like entropy. It is difficult to grasp, weighs nothing, and obeys the second law of thermodynamics; i.e. it… — Norman Ralph Augustine
- I write my lyrics into the computer and I hum my music into the dictaphone. — Sebastian Bach
- Man, I don't want to have nothing to do with computers. I don't want the government in my business. — Erykah Badu
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- The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot. — Dave Barry