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- I'm searching Facebook for people named Hontas, just because I think it would be cool... to poke a Hontas.
- That awkward moment when a GPS tells a gay person to go straight
- That awkward moment, where theres an awkward moment, and everyone knows it's an awkward moment, then somebody says, AWWWKKKKWAAARRDD!
- TOP 4 WISHES 1. To earn money without working. 2. To be smart without studying. 3. To love without being hurt. 4. To eat without…
- I am done with this relationship, I declare u 'single n searching'.
- OBAMA may be the king of the ballot box after his election win over Mitt Romney on the night. But here are the stars of…
- Worst feeling in the world is knowing you did the best you could, and it still wasn't good enough.
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- Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies. — Aristotle
- If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. — Wystan Hugh Auden
- Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you. — Joey Adams
- You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry
- Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. — Dave Barry
- Your own mind is a sacred enclosure into which nothing harmful can enter except by your permission. — Arnold Bennett
- Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. — Josh Billings
- All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house with a white carpet is… — Erma Bombeck
- Who so loves believes the impossible. — Elizabeth Barrett Browning
- It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. — George Burns
- A man is known by the company his mind keeps. — Thomas Bailey Aldrich
- Weather forecast for tonight: dark. — George Carlin